Secondly,
how did I get started in this business?
I suppose my entry into the world of erotica
could be described as through the back
door - no pun intended. I was only a young
man, and having only recently graduated
from Cambridge in Oriental Languages,
had embarked on a career with the British
Foreign Office. I was assigned quite quickly
for a man of my age to be the liaison
between the UK Consulate and the French
Ambassador's Office in South Vietnam.
Many
people think that the French withdrew
completely from Indochine in 1954, however
they retained a small diplomatic mission
there throughout the American backed South
Vietnamese administration of 1954 - 1975.
For me, it wasn't a high profile or prestigious
appointment, but having grown up in rural
Perthshire and been educated in the cloistered
world of post-war Cambridge, it was a
thrill a minute.
While
there, I became good friends with the
French Ambassador's cultural attaché
- who introduced me to the Ambassador
himself, and his family. It was, and still
is, a beautiful country with very warm
people and excellent cuisine. I enjoyed
it immensely - well, up to 1967, when
I returned to swinging sixties London!
But that is another story.
Anyway,
it was early 1966, and one evening I was
sipping an excellent Chateau Pichon Longville
Lalande 1928 (the French do like to travel
with fine wines, fortunately) when the
Ambassador was called away, leaving me
with his wife.
It
was a quiet weekend, as much of the war
turned out to be for us, safe in the confines
of the French Embassy in Saigon. The Ambassador
was going to be away some time, deep in
talks with the US Administration, and
this gave me an opportunity to play bridge
and discuss topical matters with his beautiful
wife, Veronique. As the evening wore on,
we opened another bottle of the strong,
blackcurrant-flavoured wine, and became
a little tipsy.
I had been showing them my new Zeiss camera
during the evening, something which Veronique
seemed very interested in. She loved my
pictures of the embassy and gardens, which
I gave her as a gift. I was getting up
to leave when she said, "Kojo, I
must show you something."
Intrigued,
I followed her as she led me by the hand
upstairs to the bedroom.
“But
Madame," I stuttered "It would
not be proper to enter a ladies bedroom..."
“Nonsense!"
she laughed. "You'll be quite safe!"
Inside
the room the sweet smell of oriental lilies
and French lavender made a thick atmosphere
in the humid night, outside, the jasmine
flowers added to the rich flavours of
the night air. She walked over to her
dresser, and withdrew a leather-bound
photo album and passed it to me. Inside
were exquisite sepia photos of a young
beauty posing naked in the gardens of
a Chateau.
“This
is me," she said. "Twenty years
ago, taken by Henri."
Henri
was the Ambassador himself! I could hardly
believe it!
“Next
month Henri is going to be 60, and for
that I would like to give him another
set of photos, this time as a surprise".
I
was shocked, but intrigued. Veronique
was 15 years younger than the Ambassador,
and retained a beautiful pear-shaped figure,
one which I knew instinctively would make
excellent photos.
"But
when would I take them?" I asked
"Right
now!" she said, and burst out laughing.
That evening, with the half-light of the
moon and the flickering electric lights,
she posed nude for me in different rooms
of the house - draping herself like an
exquisite Grecian statue across the heavy
velvets and crisp white lace of her bedroom,
dressing room and bathroom.
I
developed the pictures late into the night,
back at my quarters in a cupboard come
dark room I had fashioned myself. I mounted
the prints in a fine Vietnamese silk portfolio
and returned them to Veronique the very
next day. I felt quite nervous, as she
leafed slowly through the pages, laughing
and sighing at them.
She
looked at me and smiled. "Merci bien,
mon petit!" she smiled and kissed
me affectionately on the cheek.
Some
weeks later, I received a call from the
Ambassador's secretary requesting my immediate
attention at the Ambassador's residence.
Looking at my calendar I knew his birthday
had just passed and I suspected the worst.
In those days, many men would have beaten
you within an inch of your life for such
a transgression!
I
arrived, and was ushered into the Ambassador's
smoking room to find him, looking sternly
through the pictures, in silence.
"You
took these, Monsieur Black, n'est-ce pas?"
he muttered darkly.
"Yes
sir" I answered, expecting the worst.
"Mmmmm,
what can I say?" He looked up and
stared into my eyes. "Except, magnifique!"
and roared with laughter.
I sat down; half relieved, half a nervous
wreck as he continued, pouring me a large
cognac in the process.
"This
is real talent, Kojo, real art mon fils.
Tres jolie - eh - very good!. In my day,
I was a photographer amateur, but this
is fantastique. " I slurped the brandy,
half in disbelief.
"I
thought you would be angry, sir"
I said.
"Angry,
why? This is art erotique! It is a masterpiece
and, I might add, has added something
to my love life which has been missing
for some time! Passion! Now listen to
me, I insist, you must consider my words
carefully. My work is for men who lead
long and difficult lives, in dusty rooms
with a papers and little else for comfort.
You have a gift for capturing women this
way - and many people will love to see
photos of their own lovers and beauties
like this. So I ask you, make a decision
- the life of a diplomat, or of the photographic
artist, do not dabble in both and succeed
at neither, comprendez-vous?"
I
left the Ambassador's house that day,
deep in thought. What should I do with
my life, a question which burdens all
men in their young years. As I left, the
Ambassador gave me a gift, a box of assorted
French sweets, Turkish Delight, caramelised
peanuts, and candied fruits.
"For
you," he smiled "some petit-fors,
how do you say it in English, ah yes -
sweatmeats - which like women, come in
many different shapes, sizes, colours
and flavours - but all are equally as
delicate, sweet and desirable to a man
with good taste and passion. Au revoir"